Dr. Red Eye

John McCain selects Sarah Palin as his vice-president. And in 24 hours, I went from “Who?” to “Woo hoo!”

Even during the glow of the DNC’s first two days, Obama is in a dead-heat with McCain.

Obama body-slammed himself when he announced Joe Biden as his running mate.

John Edwards’ endorsement of Barack Obama was more like a slam on Obama.

The English language is goofy enough with traditional words. Now people are making it goofier by making up new words, like the ridiculously misleading “bromance.”

Dr. Red Eye officially kicks off the NObama 08 campaign with some preliminary official NObama logos.